Introducing the Defender Suburban Mom Edition!

"CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)" (ccpbb) 04/01/2015 at 19:51 • Filed to: None

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Introducing the Icon Defender Suburban Mom Edition! It is aimed at the biggest demographic of Land Rover owners, suburban moms rushing to and fro soccer games!

It has a Chevy LS3 engine, but detuned to 539 horsepower (originally tuned at 970 hp and detuned by rev limiter) and further neutered/spayed by traction control and stability control!

It has the crappiest 8 speed automatic gearbox, and the slushiest, most comfortable $325631.31 dollars can buy you. Hand made everything (don't worry, high quality interior) and nearly useless brakes. 160 mm size drum brakes front and rear! They also have no sort of cooling whatsoever!

Oh yes, it has 18 inch wheels that are 105 mm wide! Wow! Don't you worry about this because it also has 6 seats!

Also comes with a Carmax warranty.

ly2v8-Brian > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 04/01/2015 at 19:54

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DOHC!?!?!? This is no LS, but an imposter.

MultiplaOrgasms > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 04/01/2015 at 19:58

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Ever heard of ingame screenshots?

MultiplaOrgasms > ly2v8-Brian 04/01/2015 at 19:58

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Also, flatplane

Sam > MultiplaOrgasms 04/01/2015 at 20:08

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A picture of my monitor, screenshot, uploaded to Google Drive, then photographed. See what you made me do?

ly2v8-Brian > MultiplaOrgasms 04/01/2015 at 20:13

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Didn't notice that. Good catch.

MultiplaOrgasms > Sam 04/01/2015 at 20:20

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next level

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > ly2v8-Brian 04/01/2015 at 22:53

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ok....LS block.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > MultiplaOrgasms 04/01/2015 at 22:53

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I get lazy.